Snoop Dogg, 49, was among the commentary team for last weekend’s boxing exhibition between Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr. and his performance on the mic has led to one optimistic porno company in extending him an offer to add to his broadcasting repertoire – by commentating on live ‘cam shows’ for the hard of sight. 

The website in question, ImLive, has offered the rapper – who has also done commentary to the UFC in the past – $1 million to provide play-by-play for its blind users in a move which they say shows that they are “thinking outside the box“.

Here at ImLive, we believe in being innovative and thinking outside the box,” they announced Tuesday in a press release

To hear you describe the female anatomy while one of our beautiful hosts performs an adult show will provide our visually impaired guests with what most certainly be one of the most entertaining experiences of their lives.”

All that said, I’d like to personally extend you an offer of up to $1 million to join ImLive and provide commentary for ImLive4TheBlind camming sessions. This can be done from anywhere, even while you light up a fatty and sip on some gin and juice. If interested, please reach out and we can discuss the additional terms of this partnership.”

Despite never seeing a paycheck or an endorsement he didn’t like, it remains to be seen if Snoop will take up the ambitious cam site on their offer – or even if the offer is a legitimate one or more of a press release designed to act as a PR tool. 

We suspect the latter, but who can deny the sheer entertainment value of hearing Snoop Dogg providing what would be in effect be the most novel director’s commentary imaginable. 

Fo’ shizzle. 

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